|
lizardious
|
read my profile
sign my guestbook
Name: lizard
Country: Chile
Birthday: 7/18/1923
Gender: Female
Interests: yeah....i wish i was from chile. but no. good ole' brentwood tennessee. just thought i'd throw that in my "interests" section. who on earth is reading this? i feel so weird! lauran berta, WHY did you make me do this??!! and you too, huma! and wee! FOOLS, ALL OF YA.
Expertise: chocolate and laughing at people. and not caring if they are mad. HA!
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/14/2004
|
|
SubscriptionsSites I Read
|
|
|
|
| !!!!!!!! IT'S A QUOTE OFF!!!!!!...it's a quote off.
and earth to everyone: any comments that AREN'T quotes, will be IMMEDIATELY erased.
eat it.
:::::BEFORE YOU quote, you must say what the previous quote was from. initials are fine. ex: mod, ha, t, e, a, z, mp, dwmc, st, bis. get it? got it? doubt it. good DAY to you, sir.
Acceptable quotes:
Anchorman
DWMC
Spinal Tap
Zoolander
Best in Show
High Anxiety
Master of Disguise
Monty Python
Titanic
Elf
any and all GI JOE
we're going for A THOUSAND.
Now this'll be a straight quote off.
old school rules. LETS GO TO WORK, BOYS!!! | | |
| so I TOLD YOU!!! random facts about my day do not interest ANYONE. the cruelty even told me so.
so i thought you'd enjoy hearing about my little 5 year old cousin, Joe!
These are conversations between his mom, Roberta, and him
Yesterday, he was sitting at the kitchen table and I was at the sink.
Joe: Mom, I’m just a plain ole kid on Earth.
Mom: Are ya?
Joe: Yeah. But up in space, I’m a hero!
_____________________________________________________________________
A couple days ago he told us that he used to be a king, and people would
come to ask his advice.
_____________________________________________________________________
Three names he’s made up:
Michael French Henston – a rescue hero. (you may have already heard that one)
Jack Robin Nark – a superhero
Con Wall Mencher – Joe’s character name as he stars in the movie “Star Wars 7”
_____________________________________________________________________
If you’d like to know the theme to “Star Wars Christmas” here’s what you do…
two people sing the theme to “Star Wars” and the theme to “Dallas” at the same time...
and that’s the “Star Wars Christmas” theme.
______________________________________________________________________
Joe and Mary have welcomed a new addition to the family, a boy…”Little Angel.”
At first Joe said, “I have to think of a sweet, little name for him. How about ‘Roberta’? We’ll name him after you!”
Thank you so much! How Sweet! That means to much to me!
A few minutes later…”Mom, I’ve thought of a name for him. Little Angel.”
You’re not going to name him after me?
No. It’s “Little Angel.”
(This boy is actually a little angel doll.)
The happy couple celebrated a wedding anniversary this month. January 16! And
believe it or not, they’ve been married 24 years!
Ahh, Joe and Mary. Mary is the statue of Mary (as in Jesus and Joseph) on their neighbor's lawn. They wave to it and say hi to it every time they pass! Little Joe is prolly the CUTEST thing in the world with the best singing voice ever heard coming from a 5 year old........ | | |
| hi.....i'm bord.
i need to do laundry. it's stacked up as high as my bed and spilling over onto my pilow.
last night I found patch in the garbage can............wonder how he got there.
ahhh patch.
dude check out this book i'm reading. totally awesome....i'm so pumped...
i wannawannawanna paINT. fIniShMyPAiNtIn | | |
| DOES ANYBODY HAVE JAMES BARTHOLEMEW'S EMAIL ADDRESS?????
COME on, people! ONE FOR THE TEAM!!! | | |
| What's your sign?
..It's not listed... | | |
|
